I read a fascinating article stating, "Lady Gaga is tricking our youth to be gay"
Well shut the front door! Gaga you tricky son of a bitch! I had no idea you conned me into being gay! I could have been living a flannel-less existence, but you tricked me with your gay ways. You win this round Gaga, you win this round.
Unfortunately I wasn't able to get tickets for the Born This Way Ball concert in Jhb due to financial problems. My heart is crushed, but I do know that someday I will meet my beautiful Mother Monster because I believe. Love you Gaga! <3 <3 <3