What I like to think I would do, and what I'd probably actually do, are very different. Perfect scenario: A big hug, a "It's wonderful to meet you, you have inspired me because...." etc. etc. Actual scenario: I fall flat on my face and "I'M NOT WORTHY, I'M NOT FUCKING WORTHYYYYYY!!!!!" accompanied by tears and an ugly cry face.
I read a fascinating article stating, "Lady Gaga is tricking our youth to be gay"
Well shut the front door! Gaga you tricky son of a bitch! I had no idea you conned me into being gay! I could have been living a flannel-less existence, but you tricked me with your gay ways. You win this round Gaga, you win this round.