Ⓑloody†Ⓕairy

how long are keyholders waiting in line?

Bitches love Stitch. ;)

you could, however, compare this to Katy Perry's "California Girls" whipped cream boobs...

Seriously? You are never alone out there. We really are supportive of you and, though you and I are close in age, you have been such a role model and inspiration. I've begun a letter to you probably a hundred times to try to thank you for allowing me to believe not in the lies people were telling me, but in the fantasy I had to create for myself. You're so full of raw energy; I love your live performances. You would kill to maintain your stardom and you have to know that we, as your little monsters, would kill before we ever let you go a night believing for one second that you could have the audacity to feel lonely when we cry at every mishap, defend every clothing choice, and get thrust from any sort of social status in these bible belt towns as we defend you. I don't know you, but I love you. I am a little monster. I an a delusional warrior for you.