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Lady Llama | #ARTPOP
ladyllama commented on this post...

Attention seekers!

If one more person asks all the other monsters to like so that MOMMY can see their posts, i'm gonna blow... People will like your posts automatically if you have something funny, touching or usefull to say, don't ask littlemonsters to like a pic of...
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Lady Llama | #ARTPOP@ladyllama
Lady Llama | #ARTPOP
Many people are very desperate for MM to see their posts, humour them.
ladyllama commented on this post...

I like to fan Monsters, even if they don't fan me back...

It doesn't bother me. I am used to being an observer - I like to remain (relatively) anonymous to most of the people I reach out to online. In fact, just know that if I comment on your post, or like a picture, it doesn't mean I expect you to...
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Lady Llama | #ARTPOP@ladyllama
Lady Llama | #ARTPOP
(:
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Lady Llama | #ARTPOP@ladyllama
Lady Llama | #ARTPOP
It's actually against the monster code to post nudity and pornographic content, if it really bother you then report the posts :)
ladyllama commented on this post...

Did u hear about 72% of gagas twitter followers are fake or deactivated account!!!!

.............,,,,,,,,,?$&&;&:&&/$/$:$:&:&&2!:!:$.$3!3&&:83$:!:&:$
Lady Llama | #ARTPOP@ladyllama
Lady Llama | #ARTPOP
If they're deactivated then they don't show as her followers :) & many eggs follow her because most new,twitter users are suggested to follow her before they set their profile up properly, NONE were bought.
ladyllama commented on this post...

A woman said: 'I don't speak German.' and I thought: but I can if you like ow!

Yeah that was so funny I had to be careful not to scream it out loud xD
Lady Llama | #ARTPOP@ladyllama
Lady Llama | #ARTPOP
Impress them with your fake German ;)
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Lady Llama | #ARTPOP@ladyllama
Lady Llama | #ARTPOP
What is Nicki wearing? She looks like a costume store explosion!
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S✞ephen ☮ Mons†er
S✞ephen ☮ Mons†er @stephenweatherall5

why has gaga gone so normal :(

:( :( :( from teal wigs to... natural brown hair..... heeless shoes to flat shoes! and no more outrageous outfits! :( im a very sad monster... is it maybee because she's getting older or because she is bored of getting atention??? :( :(
Lady Llama | #ARTPOP@ladyllama
Lady Llama | #ARTPOP
Maybe we could think of many conspiracies... Maybe she's pregnant! Maybe Taylor forced her! Maybe Tara did! Maybe she's run out of ideas! ... Like another monster said before it's probably the calm before the storm & not some far fetched conspiracy :)
ladyllama commented on this post...

I paid $5.00 to get a band to play poker face on request last night at a country bar.........and

The guy said "this is the first time we have a Lady Gaga request....who is this from"....and I yelled and raised my hand and he put a flashlight in my face. He says, "Of course it's you. Bangs McGee"....."If someone comes up here right now and pays...
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Lady Llama | #ARTPOP@ladyllama
Lady Llama | #ARTPOP
Jerk, lmao
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Not that anyone cares, but.. Today is my 18th Birthday... I am also sorta new here.

Hi :) I'm being told to say a little bit more, but I can't cause I'm a socially awkward peanut :c
Lady Llama | #ARTPOP@ladyllama
Lady Llama | #ARTPOP
happy birthday! Have a wonderful day
ladyllama commented on this post...

JUST CAME OUT

i got home from shopping with a friend yesterday and my mum came up to me and asked me if i was gay. complete shock ! she is completely cool with it and she said it has been on her mind for months and thought she ask me today (meaning yesterday...
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Lady Llama | #ARTPOP@ladyllama
Lady Llama | #ARTPOP
yay ^_^