Dear Manilan Government,
Dear Manilan Government,
If you want to arrest Gaga then I hope you've come prepared because you will be attacked by thousands of gay men, throwing glitter and poking you with disco sticks. While the others will put you into large vessels and then bury them never to be seen again, except for one guy. That one guy Gaga will wear to the Grammy's as a warning to all. K bye, but seriously don't fuck with Gaga! :D