I love this composite of Gaga with other pop stars.

My friend Matt insists that men are smarter. It's like no Matt women are. You know how I know that? Because only a man would think of lighting a fart on fire to test its flammability. I'm dead serious. I'm the one that sat with him for 2 hours in the emergency room while he got bandaged up. It's like how the hell did you survive infancy!?!