I slept with the Trojan Man because hoes keeps stealing my tacos?

"I Ran Shirtless With Homer Because I Have Amazing Boobs" [[lm.callme]]

I stabbed a bowl of cereal because I've got abs :3 (?) (LOOOOOOOOOOOL)

I shanked a horse because hoes keep stealing my tacos

i slept with the cookie monster because im sexy like that

i cuddled with a pot head because i'm sexy like that.

I beat a stripper because I'm sexy like that [[lm.speechless]] [[lm.monsterball]]

I smoked with a golf ball because i'm a pimp:$

I cuddled with the cookie monster because I'm gay.

I banged a pot head because I have AMAZING boobs. lol

I needed a mop because I'm gay :')

I smoked with an easter Egg because hoes keep stealing my tacos

I smoked with your grandma because hoes keep stealing my tacos

i beat a homo because im sexy like that

I shanked a drink because I'm sexy like that. =P

I needed a toothbrush because I smoked crack :D

I smoked with a pot head because I have AMAZING boobs.

''I banged my boyfriend because I love marijuana'' lol

Lol my mom is "I cuddled with a bag of weed because I'm gay" 😂

I ran shirtless with a homo because I have amazing boobs. 😊