"Omg I'm gonna die next mondag?" Yes, wait no, that would be seven work days. Just seven days from now "but there's a holiday coming up, does that count?" Deprnds wich holiday. "Martin Luther king" No that one doesn't. "Why? Everybody at work is taking it off" Listen I could also come and kill u right now! (This is a line from scary movie 3, it's my favorite movie :D)