I went out with the computer because I'm cool. No sense lol

I kissed a goat and I loved it .__.

I argued with a banana because I was tired

I fell in love with a sock and it was AWESOME!!!!!

I gave my number to my dad and I loved it :D

I went out with a pickle and got paid 20 dollars!

i pinched a doctor and i got paid $20 :D

I kissed my best friend then i cry LOL

I kissed My best friend and it was frightening. HAHAHAHA :*

I pinched a goat then i took a nap lol XD ;)

I pinched a G.O.A.T because I'm cool [[lm.derpga]]

wtf, I'm not wearing shirt now 😱

i bit your mom and it was awesome ! - people now be like analising the quotes and finding out which mounth day and color of shirt i have! [[derpga]]

I pinched a banana and got paid £20 lol

I sang to my best friend because I'm cool 8)

I danced with a doctor because I'm cool! XD

I gave my number to my dad and it was AWESOME It doesn't really make sense But it's interesting !

I bit a soda because I'm cool (yeah) [[lm.dowhatuwant]] [[lm.notamused]]

I went out with a baseball bat and I loved it. 🙅

i fell in love with a pickle AND GOT PAID 20$