I go to school with a dog because is my hobby [[lm.heart]] =D

I married a pig because it's my hobby

i go to school with a pig because i needed to

I love partying with a duck because I'm FABULOUS.!!!!!! hahaa

I want to be a monkey because it's my hobby!

I married a camel and I'm proud of it ! haha

I watch sexy movies with my laptop because i needed to (it's true)

January should be different, too offensive. and "i love shaving a snail, because it is my hobby" lul what?

I love kissing a spaceship because I love being naked. Yesterday was and I'm proud of it.

This is not funny. Rape is never a joke.

"I go to school with a spider and I'm proud of it." Lol!

I love shaving an alien because i'm sexy [[lm.venus]]

I married a dog because I needed to [[lm.dowhatuwant]] [[lm.geek]]