Now my mom's sentence - I shot my brother because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars... Well, okay then lol

Here's mine... I murdered a soda because that's how I roll :P Oh damn lol... xP Am I really that mean to go out and murder a can of soda hehe?

I gave my number to a dvd player because your mum told me to.

I smacked a football player because I was high

I went out with a stuffed animal because I was high xD

I murdered a stuffed animal because I hate myself. HOPEFULLY I WILL CATCH A STUFFED ANIMAL AT artRAVE <3

Hahahahahhahahahaha I sang to a goat because i was drunk

i gave my number to my dad because im retarded LOL

I murdered the computer bcuz I was drunk.

I shot a sock because the voices told me to

I sang to a dvd player because that's how I roll.... whoa this is true tbh!

I went out with my best friends brother because the voices told me to.

I gave my number to a basketball bat because I'm hot and I do what I want

I gave my number a doctor because i was drunk 👏👏👏 lol

I went out with a fork because i was high! xD

I ate my dog because that's what I do.

I ate my best friend because that's how I roll!! lol xD

i kissed my best friend because im hot and do what i want

I murdered a fork because I'm hot and I do what I want LMAO

I smacked a ninja because I was high...some sounds like me!