i beat your grandma because hoes keep stealing my tacos....? :)

i fucked a toothbrush because i love marijuana XD

I ran shirtless with a toothbrush because I'm a pimp! HAHA

i ran naked with a french fry because i didnt like the way he/she looked at me

I beat a french fry because hoes keep stealing my tacos

i needed a glass of milk a pot head becos im a pimp dfsdgsg

I got "I stabbed my lover because hoes keep stealing my tacos." Lol :)

I beat a golf ball because I'm sexy like that, but earlier it was because hoes kept stealing my tacos xD

I ran shirtless with a hippie because im a pimp... wat

J ran shirtless with a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy like that

Now today I shanked your grandma because I'm sexy like that! I prefer my black hoodie over my blue sweater yesterday :)

I ran shirtless with the cookie monster beacuse I'm a pimp

I slept with a stripper because i dont like the way he looked at me--- hahaha if it was like that id be some slut haha

i shot some crack heads because i'm sexy like that.... :))

i ate a french fry because hoes keep stealing my tacos

i beat a drink cause im a pimp.

I smoked with my boyfriend because I'm sexy like that?! LOOOL

I needed a condom because im sexy like that 😄

I ran naked with a french fry because i'm a pimp ........ OMG xD

I beat an easter egg because hoes keep stealing my tacos