I will find your location, i will fly to your city. I will drive to your house, i will walk to your front door. I will slam down the door, walk in. And steal these shoes from you. I will put them on and noticed they won't fit because i have fucking giant feet. I will throw them across the room in anger, and scream out DAM YOU FUCKING BIG FEET. Than i will quickly run and pick them up, i will hug them. I will put them in there box, i will hop back in my car. Get into my plane, go home. Than put the shoes on my shelf. There, my story done