Tonight I'm hopefully introducing my friend to machete! This is how I invited her: "How do you feel about cheesy b movies with ALL THE FAKE BLOOD and a ridiculous plot? And lots of explosions, guns, boobs, and knives? If the answer is THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE, fine. If the answer is THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLY AWESOME OMG BEST MOVIE EVER, then you should come over tonight." Love it! 😀#machetekills #machete #LACHAMELEON #DannyTrejo #amberheard #movienight @gaga