Top ten reasons this picture is cool: (10) Taken with dad's permission. (9) Learning to count to 9 before all the other babies. (8) Being mistaken for the mum only means you're a great pediatrician. (7) Tiny hospital bracelet is actually a Pray for Japan wristband that has been suitably sterilised. (6) Baby is on the right track, having been Born This Way. (5) Baby will get to hear "Applause" for the first time under medical supervision. (4) Dr Bruno's smile can probably cure anything (except waiting for ARTPOP). (3) Plexiglas crib is fashion-forward as well as hygienic. (2) Hospital logo on blanket looks like a pawprint. (1) Littlest Monster Ever!!!