She's a genius. How do you know if she didn't already get married and had a baby? She could have had the spiritual ceremony already. On Christmas Gaga could be like hey little monsters so I have a little gift for you. and BAM! "WHHHHHA" say all Monsters. That's assuming she tells us because she is not like to put her personal life in the public eye.
I can't understand Monsters who hate Taylor - Gaga is happy with him, he's a cool guy and they love each other! Will you be happy if your best friend will hate your boyfriend/girlfriend?