
Zac @theta
Dear Gaga: Get off your fat ass.
Dear Gaga: Get off your fat ass.
So because you are apparently a cripple form the waist down you can't pick up your phone and take 5 seconds to tweet, or post a photo?
Futrthermore, you're crying about it? littlemonsters.com/...
Stop being such a whiny bitch, for someone who doesn't "give a fuck" You sure seem pretty sensitive.
I mean, when the media called you out for looking like Homer Simpson on stage you responded by
posting more pictures of your grotesque body, declaring that you didn't care what people thought, well, it's pretty obvious that if you didn't care, you wouldn't have responded.
If any person views an opinion of them as unimportant or beneath them they don't take the time to
respond, especially not by wearing a fat suit.
I've never seen Adele wear a fat suit, or Madonna wearing a muscle suit, and that is simply because
they're mature enough to just not care.
Maybe it's not even the fact you care, maybe it's just that you're so attention hungry that you'll stop at
nothing for headlines on a shitty blog, good or bad.
"I'm taking live performance to another level: music, visuals and art performance have never been so intrinsically intertwined like I'm about to do. I'm starting a revolution on the way people perform live on stage" - Gaga on the Born This Way Ball.
Honey, if that's a new level it's definitely a few hundred beneath current pop artists. Let's take a look at you lip synching youtube.com/...
I don't have a problem with lips synching at all but I do have a problem with hypocrites and liars.
Ps. Learn to dance. youtube.com/...
Let's take this chance to look at the BTWB.
I'll ignore the fact it flopped majorly in several markets including South America and Europe and focus on the cancellation of the North American tour dates.
Billboard reported “In total, 22 shows were cancelled, forcing the refund of roughly 200,000 tickets worth approximately $25 million in gross ticket sales, Billboard estimates.”
Roughly 200,000 tickets sold for the remaining 22 dates that were cancelled due to a hip injury.
200,000 / 22 = 9,090 tickets sold per show.
If one took the initiative to check the venue capacities (Thanks Chris Tanasoff) they would see that those venues hold an average of 19,278 people.
Even with your toy castle the venues could at the very least hold 15,00 people.
Gaga dear, the evidence is in the numbers, you can't sell tickets.
Which makes the cancellation of your 'ball' oh so very convenient.
So convenient in fact, one might question the legitimacy of your hip injury.
Using the numbers provided above, one might also deduce that the tour was not infact cancelled due to injury but because of poor ticket sales.
I'm sorry to bring up your failed tour but it was relevant to your 'injury' (Which is as fake as you) which is the focus point of this letter. I am sick to death of seeing your fat ass being wheeled around for attention (Notice how you almost never went to starbucks yourself before sustaining your fraudulent injury?) and then hearing you cry about negative feedback for not tweeting because of your 'recovery'
Grow up Gaga, you're a hypocritical, pretentious, back peddling, manipulative, talentless, egotistical lying fraud and I'm ashamed to say I was ever a fan. When critically examined it becomes frighteningly clear that all you are is hype, and that hype is created by yourself using lies and fed to your blind 'Little Monsters' (A term which is laughable, and scarily accurate) because you know full well they will believe it, like I did for the longest time.
The bottom line is that you can talk the talk but cannot walk the walk.
Unlike yourself I'm not about to steal somebody else's work and i will credit 'Paws Down Little Monsters' pawsdownlittlemonsters.tumblr.com and Chris Tanasoff for providing me with the facts and figures that helped open my eyes.
For everything I've spoken about briefly, you can read in full at PDLM.