Gaga picked me out from the audience calling me a "pink princess". I jumped over the railings losing a shoe along the way (thankfully the security guard handed it back to me). When i saw Gaga I flashed my boobs at her, and at 55 000 audience members. She grabbed my boobs and then looked at me shocked and asked "Wait how old are you!?" When I said "22" she said "Haha that's fine and continued groping me". When i went backstage later she pulled my top down backstage and squealed "You're the Little Monster who flashed me!" She then tweaked my nipples in her transfixed/stoned state and insisted on signing them. Afterwards she looked at her masterwork and said "Please don"t get that tattooed, I know it's my name but's it's really ugly". She wrote GA on the one boob and GA on the other. LIFE MADE.