
CorKeyBIGGESTMONSTER @corkeybiggestmonster
im working with Lenka Padysakova whos worked with gaga
im working with Lenka Padysakova whos worked with gaga
so basically, im going up to london to have my modelling portfolio made with ModelGuides and i spoke to this awesomely gay man on the phone and he was like 'Hunny! You have piercing eyes dont you! People like me and you with beautiful faces dont have to pay to get into bars with our looks' He told me i could be a runway model because im so tall, AND THEN! He said 'Lenka Padysakova has worked with Vivienne Westwood ad Lady gaga!' and i was like 'OMG LADY GAGA IS THE REASON IM DOIN THIS! I LOVE HER SO MUCH OMG OMG OMG!' And then he was like 'I just noticed your email, iwasbornthisway69-*sniggers*' he said 'I should hve that email formyself! SO HE IS A MONSTER, Omg so happy man, so, so happy, when i got the offer i just looked at all myy gaga posters and cried and was like, thank you thank you thank you! Then said a little thank you prayer to God! This is so great after being scammed and dropped so many times, i feel like gaga, BUT HOPEFULLY THIS TIME ILL FUCKING MAKE IT AHHHHHHH