i can hardly even notice your hideously deformed feet, just keep some sort sandals on and you'd look just like everyone else. and i dont think you need to take your shirt off and unbutton your pants because you think your weak flat chest is not as embarrassing as your feet, or that seeing your underwear might distract people from looking at your feet.. you'd be surprised how many people dont even look at your feet.. you notice them, thats why you feel so ugly and monsterous, but others wont even be looking .... again, shoes & shirt.. that will totally make u look normal..