hahaha this identify me! gaga must see

I'd probably die of happiness if I enter the haus. Um, I have a dog called poppy that could hook up with fozzi lol, please.<3 But damn I dont really have any talents to get in:(

i could make everything

I agree, where do I have to put now my signature? LOL, I love this post! :D

Also, I could make tea :D

FUNNY! Wouldn't we all love to do that... And when you said "Sleep with Gaga," I actually imagine sleeping next to her- not sex. Is that what you meant?

its like me!

3-WAY W/ U+T

I COULD LOVE GAGA❤

All of the above :P

haha this is one of the best post ever haha! i love itttt gaga must see

Id clean fozzi anyday

I would even be a sofa for her

If u take me in the haus i would even be a human trash for gaga.

Hhahaha great idea!! You'd be helpful for sure ^^

Make ideas. i'll do it fine!

I could jerky the meat dress

I AGREE with the terms except for the smoking partxP

omg yes !!!!

and i could make love with all of her male dancers!!!! l'ets raise hell into the haus!!!