poker face: me: "can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my poker face" my mom: "wait, you play poker?" later in poker face: me: "russian roulette is not the same without a gun" my mom: "you've played russian roulette?!" americano: me: "I met a girl in east LA" my dad: "bullshit, you've never been to america" alejandro: me: "don't want a kiss, don't want a touch, just want my cigarette" my dad: "you smoke?!" bad kids: me: "o I'm a bad kid, don't know wrong from right" my mom: "well then I think its time I teach you the difference!" Bloody mary: me: "when you're gone I'll still be bloody mary" my mom: "what? Is that you stage name or something now?" Beautiful, dirty, rich: "bang bang! I'm beautiful and dirty rich!" My dad: "where the hell did you get the money?"