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Gaga Addiction (GA): Symptom Checklist
Gaga Addiction (GA): Symptom Checklist
Gaga Addiction has become a worldwide epidemic. Over 50 million people and animals may be affected. Are you one of them? Please review the following symptoms checklist to see if you or a loved one is affected. At this time, no treatment is recommended by experts, but daily Gaga intake via music, media, and littlemonsters.com is advised.
1.) Daily Lady Gaga "stalking" on at least two of the following: littlemonsters.com, facebook.com, twitter.com, youtube.com.
2.) Daily Lady Gaga listening, may include listening to CDs, downloads, or watching youtube live performances.
3.) Thinking about Lady Gaga at least 5 times per day. May include talking about Gaga to friends/family, wondering what she is doing, checking twitter, etc.
4.) Gaga inspired artistic pursuits, i.e. singing Gaga songs in the shower, doodling about Gaga, craft making Gaga wear, etc.
5.) Missing Lady Gaga when she doesn't post.
6.) Born this Way Ball obsession
Two or more of the above and you are happily diagnosed with GA. Welcome to the family.