I molested a fairy because I'm horny ... Who's birthday is that ?

I love shaving a unicorn because it's my hobby ... I love these kinds of posts

I was kidnapped by my laptop because I'm sexy!

I want to be a camel. Because Im sexy xx. :P

I love partying with a mushroom and Im proud of it.

i like a dragon because i m horny XD that make sense :)

I love kissing a horse because I love being naked

i love shaving my laptop because i love being naked ???

I go to school with a mango because I just escaped prison...

Mine is: I love kissing butterflies because I love being naked xd And my friend's sentence: I rape a mushroom because I'm sexy :D

I killed a butterfly because it's my hobby

I love shaving-a monkey-because I love being naked haha wtf!!!!

I rape a cow and I do it everyday xD

I RAPE A DRAGON AND IM PROUD OF IT!!!!!! :'D

I love partying with an alien.Because It's my hobby :D

I love partying with a mushroom because I escaped prison

I go to school with a llama because i'm sexy LOL :D

I love kissing :-* an ant because I love being naked :D :P

I married a fly because I'm horny!

I lick a unicorn because its my hobby. Ha?